laugh with wiseflow episode 3

(1)*Hmmmmm So Google just turned 18🙄? Shame don dey catch me oh🤧. So na small pikin I dey ask question since all this time?😡
(2)The way ATM 📠 throws out card after withdrawing 1k is very disrespectful... 
I had to pick mine from the floor yesterday
🙄
(3)If she met you soaking garri,drops her bag, run to get her ownspoon... shouting "if you finish that garri,I go vex for you"...She's a wife material... Marry HER!🤚
Don't argue with me, I'm not your mate
(4)Teacher :Why are you late to school?? 
Caleb:One man lost his money 
Teacher :Chai u are a good boy and u helped in looking for the money? 
Caleb :No I was standing on the money since
(5)Happening now in my erea. My sister just broke up with the guy who used to buy me suya.Am hurt right now 😔😂
(6)Ma little nephew just entered Nigeria and he was playing video game around 9pm nepa take light he shouted "momma help me am blind"
😂😂yu neva see anything😂
(7)IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE UP NOW AND REALIZED THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A DREAM 
And you are actually in primary 1 sleeping in the classroom
How will you feel?????🙃🙃🙃 
(8)If u ask her, hw r u? She replies"I am not fyn"😒dnt ask her Y ooo😷Its a trap just tel her may God b with u😂wisdom wil nt kil me 🤣😂
(9)gone are the days women cry if their husbands reject their food,nowadays they will go and add extra two meats and start to eat😂
(10)Instead of these juju men to open up and tell d guy that d ritual will not work sef. 
Which one is bring a virgin from UNIBEN?? 🙅😠
Where will u see Dat one??