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Ur Bae is black like Kiwi Polish and you're calling her My Sunshine My brother, light has nothin to do with darkness biko Just imagine I called # MTN customers care and they are telling me that they are not hearing me that my network is bad. Abeg who get the network? I stopped attending anambra churches when i heard the Pastor saying *PLANT EGUSI* instead of *PLANT A GOOD SEED * Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and trow her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea... Quick Question:- Where do all the mosquitoes in the night go to when its Morning Am Done Watching Indian Movies! Imagine, A Teacher Caught a Student With Expo and They Started Dancing Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate, and still be askin u" tell me about ur self" Me:Am a rapist, sir

(1)*Hmmmmm So Google just turned 18 🙄 ? Shame don dey catch me oh 🤧 . So na small pikin I dey ask question since all this time? 😡 (2)The way ATM  📠  throws out card after withdrawing 1k is very disrespectful...  I had to pick mine from the floor yesterday 🙄 (3)If she met you soaking garri,drops her bag, run to get her ownspoon... shouting "if you finish that garri,I go vex for you"...She's a wife material... Marry HER! 🤚 Don't argue with me, I'm not your mate (4)Teacher :Why are you late to school??  Caleb:One man lost his money  Teacher :Chai u are a good boy and u helped in looking for the money?  Caleb :No I was standing on the money since (5)Happening now in my erea. My sister just broke up with the guy who used to buy me suya.Am hurt right now  😔 😂 (6)Ma little nephew just entered Nigeria and he was playing video game around 9pm nepa take light he shouted "momma help me am blind" 😂 😂 yu neva see anything 😂 (7)IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE U...

village people are very wicked  they can make u wear Etisalat T-shirt to MTN interview.

All those churches that are close to filling station....... and wee be shouting fire! Fire!! Fire!!. .. Hope you know our God is a God that answers Prayers

Trouble is when you try to kill a mosquito that lands on your father's bald head using your bare hand, then you miss it. My broda  😂  you have to produce evidence or else 👉🏿 👉🏿  you are homeless 😂 😂 😂 😂

IFEANYI CHIMA a.k.a WISEFLOW Decided to hold an interview with one of the biggest  upcoming artiste motivator kulgee. These were the  conversation; wiseflow ; welcome bro. how have the inter10ment industry be moving so far       kulgee; Great, Its a thing of joy to see the Nigerian Entertainment Industry where it is today. With our progress so far, I'm confident we will soon be leading the industry globally. wiseflow;  They was a time you said you are planning on bringing the home of inter10ment from lagos to enugu or owerri [imo state].  are u still u working towards that??               kulgee;   Wow, am glad you remember that. Ofcouse, decentralizing Lagos is the way forward. It will definitely help the entertainment industry (both the business and fast rising artistes).   wiseflow; We will like to know are u an artiste? cos we recently heard u talki8ng of a track tittled clear road featur...

THIS PICTURE WAS UPLOADED AFTER AGENTINA LOST TO CROATIA. FANS GOT REALLY ANGRY ON THEM FOR BEEN THIS BUSY WITH THEIR PHONES INSTEAD OF TRAINING FOR THEIR NEXT MATCH AGAINST NIGERIA OR FEELING SORRY FOR THE HUGE DISGRACE THEY PLACED ON THEM. WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS PICTURE;

Imagine you are offered  N5,000,000  cash to Record a Sex tape and upload it on the Internet. Be Sincere  Will You Do It? Drop your comments.

Everybody wants to sing nowadays, everybody wants to be known, even some celebrities are still craving for more popularity especially in the music sector. That is why upcoming artistes still try their possible best to get features on a song with an A list artiste. WHY IS THIS SO? I guess to boost their upcoming music career they have to feature an artiste that is well known and accepted. Most listeners won’t want to willfully listen to your songs mostly if you are still upcoming. But when they get to know that artiste like  Davido ,  Don Jazzy ,  Tiwa Savage  or even W izkid  is on your track, they would want to listen to the song. Davido  alone is the highest followed celebrity on Instagram in Nigeria with over 6+ million followers. Now, imagine you got to feature Davido on one of your tracks and he reposts it on his IG handle, that means automatically over 6 million people will see you and if you are lucky a record label might even sign you. This...

D’banj has lost his son, Daniel. Daniel was said to have drown in the pool at the singer’s Ikoyi residence. According to multiple reports, Daniel Oyebanjo III, the son of Dbanj and his wife Lineo Didi Kilgrow, today (Sunday, June 24th, 2018), lost his life in an unfortunate incident. The 1-year old boy who turned one last May, is said to have died after drowning at Dbanj’s Ikoyi residence. His remains has been moved to a morgue at GRA, Ikeja. Colleagues and fans of the singer have been expressing their condolences. The singer himself has made a post on social media about the sad incident.

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